20Dec/08Off
The Credit Crunch
Looks like Santa is also been affected by the credit crunch. I was at Sainsbury's today and there is in the doorway begging for money like a hobo (and clearly starving, what ever happened to our jolly fat Santa?) - as you can see from the picture.
Or maybe he also taken for a ride by the Christmas Parcel Wrapping scam. Those elves have unions nowadays, he probably thought he could save money, but instead they replaced all his toys and gifts for children, with coal.
His mortgage must have gotten a bit too pricey for him, hes even moved his Grotto to Bolton, of all places.